DemiGod's WarCraft II History
  Members of CRIS
Bdan
BizzarNage
BLuD
Cman
DemiGod
EpMeAt
HoodZ
IamThIbe
Jza
Lucko
Russp1
Slnt-Hntr
SomeFatKid
Stark
StrateJaket
Vgod

 
Dedicated to all the ogres that

have died in my name

"I'm a very new newbie"
After beating the WarCraft II single player campaigns, I wanted to have some team vrs team multiplayer action. It was fun kicking a classmate's ass in WarCraft I and II, and I looked to the far horizen for new blood to spill. Since he didn't like my crude newbie rushes, he always made excuses that he couldn't play WarCraft II. So bored one day, I decided to make haste and check out Concentric's (an ISP provider) advertised free multiplayer match service called The Game Connection (or just GC). The first game I played when I arrived was against a newbie by the name of Khalle I believe. I won that game, and wondered if I'd ever find a worthy challenger in WarCraft II. I finally realized my newbie status (well back then I'd probably just say "I'm not a newbie...I'm just kinda rusty") when I played a game against 3 rushers. Me and my newbie allys were defeated bad, and I finally felt excited since I had a challenge. For the next few days I played several games and constantly got my ass kicked. I yerned for revenge, so I followed a WarCraft II player by the name of Mantix99 around to get good. I figured I would have to arm myself with optimal building and unit output strategies to prepare for the deadly onslaught so I payed close attention to Maxtix99's production. It paid off, within a week I defeated Nra7, one of the players that kicked my ass early on. The funny part was when after I won the game, after returning he said "How did you get so good?...You really sucked yesterday...So who are you really?" In reality I still sucked, but my skill level at that point was an advanced beginner, I still had alot to learn but at least I stopped dying the horrible newbie death.

BoG
After 3 weeks of playing, I finally challenged Mantix99 to a 1 on 1. I rushed him unsuccefully (and lost) but did a good enough job of it though since he invited me to join his clan, composed of Canyon1man and him. I hunted out cman and we became a duo and became good allies. When I first met cman since he used to urinate on Woodfam so much. Eventually, out clan joined up with Gurka, Hattarick, and Rickr to form Brotherhood of Gurka (BoG). We were one of the best clans in GC (like 8bals clan would stand a chance...hahaha), but too bad we never really had any clan wars (only the internal clan wars).

The Incos
The first thing I remember about the Incos was how destructive they (BLuD) were whenever playing against them. Seeing BLuD was an awesome player I set out to defeat him. I did what I could but his skills were far superior than mines and he alwaysgot me good in the end. I did manage to grush the hell out of him and had him narrowed to one gold mine. He handled my attempts to kill his peons like a pro and rebuilt despite my best attempts to stop him (I realize now my only WarCraft II skills at this stage were making lots of grunts and plain ogres). Being unhappy at how I sucked I had a few unkind words for him, but he was cool and laughed. Not being discourged, I changed strategy and tryed to play defensivly against him...next thing I know a bunch of sappers were knocking at my door! My orge mound, blacksmith, and barracks would be destroyed with extreme prejuidice no matter what. Funny part is I had money, but no buildings! Another game he sappered me by a tiny gap in my trees (I was 2 o'clock) and I kept trying to rune/block the damn gap, but he got around it. After that game I figured it isn't worth trying so hard to defeat him, better to learn from him and join him as an ally. It was the start of a great allience and we had fun playing against newbies and stuff...hehehe He told all about his good friend Jza (aka DEATHDEALER), and I eventually met him in a chat channel. Before I even said hi to him, he knew who I was because of BLuD. For our first game together we allied up on 3vrs3.pud in a 2on2 game. I was top left and he was somewhere around middle right. Being new to this pud I played pretty bad, but he slaughtered one of our oppenents, while I was unsuccessfully trying to kill the oppenent right below me. Then he came out of nowhere, and slaughtered that guy below me! After that, I knew he was an excellent player as BLuD claimed he was.

Guardian
This guy was kicking the ass out of tons of people the first day he logged on at Game Connection. Thing was that he was really Smartdick, one of the old GCers before I came on. He was pretty damn good, and had a very solid defense that my rushes couldn't get past. He and whomever he was allying with would kill me and my always newbie ally. That is until I allied with BLuD and we kicked Guardian's and Chris (Miker's little bro) ass together. I just kept Chris weak (I didn't expand for some reason so couldn't just kill him) and BLuD did the rest (now I realize how unfair that game was...poor Guardian). Eventually I got Guardian to show me how he built up early in the game and it taught me how to build up much faster than before (I still kinda use some of it today). He made me from an advanced beginner to a good one (I made like 3 times the peons...from like 8 to 20+)!

The End of CRIS
After a long summer of playing games it was time for my last year of high school and a part-time job. I gradually spent less time playing on Game Connection and so did alot of other people. With a 486 as a computer and with a high disconnection rate is was kinda not worth playing on Game Connection anymore. I started going on another "Game Connection" board but it was really laggy and not many people really when on that either (ZeroWolf's hideout...including quite a few trash talkers). My WarCraft II skill were becoming more moderate during the whole time also. Well, I eventually closed my account with CRIS, but I logged on using Zerowhore's account a few times (and played some great games when people were there). It wasn't long though till Game Connection was practicaly desserted. The only person left was IronClaw Bdan, who I found out to be a potato farmer. Once I found out everyone moved onto kali I hunted out on the Wizard's Castle and joined them in the "kali era."

The Coming of Kali
I logged on maybe a few time on kali and noticed some of the gang made it their new home. But I was too busy so I never really spent much time on it. Once my job was over and I started college (with ethernet connection!) I started to spend some time on kali. I usually caught Ironclaw, TroLLBoY, Cman, Epmeat, DEATHDEALER, SlntHntr, Vgod, and Reberly to name a few. I played Warcraft II (duh!) with everyone and it as fun as hell...hehehe I also met StrateJaket and BizzarNage on kali. Stratejaket was pretty cool and we became good online buddies and talked about forming our own clan. I played a few games of WarCraft II here and there and then StarCraft came! Well, since I couldn't play it multiplayer with my 486 (I lagged the game 4 to 5 times slower than normal!) I started a WarCraft II clan with Bdan call orcsNSpace (Bdan would rather forget about that though). We played for about 2 weeks but we stopped it after awhile since we died to cheesy stratigies. After that, no one played war2 anymore really since they were either gone or played StarCraft. I was getting sick of WarCraft II anyways. I eventually left kali since it was so boring and everyone kept saying "Demi, get pentium!". I did eventally come back when I got a Pentium II system in Novemember '98. I played a few games with StrateJaket and before he left to Japan and started to play quite a bit of StarCraft with Jza for the next 6 months.

The Final Chapter of WarCraft II
It was the summer of '99 and WarCraft II battle.net was going to come out soon (yeah right) and Jza and I were finally through with StarCraft. We talked about the good 'ol CRIS days a bit and how good we all used to be. We decided that we needed to both get good again and played 30 1on1 games to get back in skill. My skills were greatly updated; a few of the main things I learned was how to counter and pull off cheesy early stratagies (the smart way to tower people), got enough new building stratiges to go from Town Hall to Fortress far faster than I could imagine, and most importantly I learned to be far more aggresive player instead of the defensive player I used to be. Around that time I met some of Jza's new allies like Thibes, Stark, BC, Somefatkid. We had played quite a bit of WarCraft II and had plenty of fun games. Of course I spent most of my time allying with Stratejaket since we always had fun killing newbies (BLuD's never around for newbie killing fun anymore!) and doing dumb stratigies against self-acclaimed good players (so they can say that we were "owned"...its sooo funny when they are willing to challenge us again and then they beg us to ally them at the end). I had a great run of WarCraft II for the 3rd time, but it didn't last as long as the first or second time. It was hard to get a challenging game with my allies unless we played an internal game (and when we did get a challenging game I always seemed to screw up). My WarCraft II career has been over since then, my accomplishments include the best WarCraft II lagger in all history, kicking my college roommate's all-mighty ass 1on1, and some the cool stratigies I sometimes pull off when I have those moments where I'm just doing everything right.

Foreword
After all this time I can only say the following: WarCraft II is the greatest game ever (even better than Star Control II I realize now). No video game has ever been this fun for so long. WarCraft II also led to the only online community worth bothering my time with, CRIS. The only bad part is that WarCraft II now has little reward - victory eventualy becomes meaningless without a strong community (i.e. people that play regularly and for the fun of the game). There are exceptions, mainly when you find some newbies on Battle.net and do sapper raids on their towns (persistant newbies the the funniest players in the world). I wonder what future game can possibly replace WarCraft II and bring back a good chunck of the CRIS community. I realize the way things are going now there will never be a better RTS than WarCraft II. Thats fine though; video games don't end at the RTS gerne. There will be a better game than WarCraft II, just don't count on it being a traditional RTS (or even a RPG-RTS whatever...you know what I'm talking about...). Since most of CRIS likes all types of different game gernes, you never know what can happen. The only real question is if this future great game will have the multiplayer longlivity of WarCraft II...