When
i first came to Gamecon I couldn't play worth shit in war2. Even
though i sucked i still loved the game. My first war2 match of GC
was with a Incos and he was humans so it must have been my pal vader.
My friend schrn was playing too, and some other unknown kid. It was
me and Vader vs. Schrn and the unknown guy. Later on I became
good friends with Zonpower, Veregon, and Russ. When I first met Zon he
said "It was only a lucky 4 vs. 1" I was like damn! GC was
cool, Zon would call the chan "Zons bar of bud" and we'd just chill and
talk about war2 or somethen else. Then someone suggested that i'd
play russ. "If you don't beat Russ at warcraft don't even bother
playing again" i can't remember who said that prolly Zon. Anyways
that story is in or will shortly be in the Deathly Tales Book also.
And it was one of the best game I've played on gamecon.
Few
weeks later fewer people came on but we still hangout with Zon and the
others. It became very hard to get a war2 game. One day me
and GotMilk were talking, and we started a game. I asked him right
from the start "How do you play warcraft so fast?" which is a dumb
question to me now. Well he told me to make more peons mining gold
like 15 and 10 for lumber, also build more than one barracks.
Then I told him to make dragons I said you need help on air attacks or
somethen. Boy was I a fool. Anyways later on GotMilk and I
did a three person ffa and I almost beat him... I was like "I can't believe
I played that good." And after that I was not a lamer anymore I knew da
shit.
Using "da shit"
It was
funnier then hell to know how to play and have everyone think that ya sucked
at the game. The good people all got together vs. the sucky people.
Like 4 on 4s. In the game I always took at least one of them down
with me. I dominated vsing the "lower skilled" people.
Soon most of the newbies or lamer would be like "IronClaws on my team"
I loved it ;>. Few weeks later the good people would ask me
to be on their team and I'd try to make teams as fair as I could.
Later on I'd ask more people how to build fast. Like Jza, Zon, and
Crazylee.
My thoughts on War2 players
Well
when I was a newbie I thought different stuff about everyone. I thought
Zon was the best at War2 and i still do. (I wish he would play again but
hes retired) I thought epmeat was a really really mean guy.
(B/c I never saw him laugh and he wouldn't really talk in war2 games.)
I used to think Rohita was a girl :> But found out that HE is and awesome
war2 player hehe fuck you if your laughing. I never met Blud
before until alot later. I thought Jza and BLud were like some legends
on a crusade in kali. I thought Zerowolf, Eight-Ball, Gurka, and
Hattrickk were mean like Eppy. (Most of them toyed or made fun of
the lower skilled) I thought TimTac was cool. I thought Siv was a
pest "Oh great here comes that damn Siv again" Russ said that before
they became butt buddies. I thought Pat was really good at war2.
I thought Gods Tears and Veregon were the best human players. Of
course I thought a number of people were cocky but I'm gonna keep that
to my self...don't wanna hurt no one.
The long Winter
Well,
GC war2ers were scarcely seen and now all you could do is get a 1vs.1 or
just chat to ur self. Like every once in a while you would see 5
war2 ers come on. Well sense I couldn't get a war2 match I'd just
mess with Siv and Russ. I was booted like ohhh around 3 billion times.
I became friends with Shok1 and me and him would win so many games in teams.
One thing about him was that he;d never tell ya what he was doin...kept
the action to him self. I never met him again after a month.
I meet DD (Jza) later on soon I became friends with him. Our first
game I was double teamed by Jza and some fool, I played like a asshole
"nice double teaming there". I got to be friends with Hattrickk,
Gurka, and Eppy. Jza made me and Vader play a war2 game me
vs him i won thank god to his broke mouse heh. Me and Vader became
great friends, tried to be his allie in every game ;>. Couple months
later I perfected my warcraft abilities. Soon a man named Veregon
would perfect it even more.
Kali
Even though I had kali I barley
went on. I just wanted someone who I could trust, soon I hooked up with
my kali bud Vader. Our first match You can read in the Deathly Tales
Book, but let me tell you it was the most exciting match on kali I played.
I signed up on Cases Internet Ladder, I made it to #324 6/4 (which should
be 8/4...thats why I quit no one reported). I sign up now and again
but was deleted due to inactivity.
Planned Gaming Nights
Warcraft II games were so hard to find people
left for good to kali. One day to was announced that there would
be a day (sat) that a bunch of war2 players would get together and play
warcraft II. Oh this lasted about 3 weeks to me but it was fun.
But I had to do stuff with people so I couldn't play much. At least
everyone won a game.
War2 Clan from KrisKillers
to JerseyJackers
Epmeat started a war2 clan called Kriskillers, we wanted to see
that we could dominate in ladder. We found out that "cheap tricks"
are not all what they seem.... Our clan has been towered, cheated
out of games by attempted droping, cheaped, and grushed. Who knows
what else. We've had our wins and many many losses I hope the BludLust
Clan doesn't fell to these things again. Well we changed our names
to JerseyJackers because some of the clan live in New Jersey.
We were made fun of with comments like "Jersey Jews!" or "Jersey Jackoffs".
This pissed me off.
Help From Friends
Veregon and I were talking in kali one day and I asked him to tell
me how he builds so fast. He told he some secrets, expanding tips,
and tactics of attacking. This modified GotMilk holy teachings.
I became better I left it....Now I must perfect my war2 abilities, use
all my tips I have collect during this History and use its "power" against
ladder opponents. Jza, and Veregon helped me with my Deathknight
attacks (i used to be afraid to use them because they died so money times
and so easy I thought it was a waste). Zon told me to box in towers
(I try ;>). Crazylee taught me little water tactics (but i'll try
not to ever use them...too scary) I've made a promise as a newbie....never
ever grush.... I'm breaking that law I made its holding me back from attacking
early. Now the next ladder game I play will feel my inexperienced
grush, and then the bloodlusted orgres there after.
.......to be continued.
......If you want to add anything
at all e-mail me HERE
....Most
of these history remarks are missing some detail and will be added later
Did you know.....
(I got this from Bluds page but I had my
History one up before I knew he made one too)
.....that before I came to gamecon Schrn
(Mike) would play me every day and kill me, but now that I am good no one
in my school or Mike will play me not even a team game
.......that theres really TWO IronClaws and
TWO bdans. I've been teaching him...he used to play way way back
look in the Deathly Tales Book for more info
.....that Siv is really good at warcraft
....all for now
Warcraft II Players
Nmetz:
Nmetz was a cool war2 player he was a good friend, he canceled cris b/c
their family was moving.
Claffy:
Claffy when i was a newbie was cool we would just sit there and chat when
no one was around, alright war2 player
Shok1:
Shok was an awesome friend we would play everyone in team battles "fine
let the butt buddies allie together" Like I said before he kept mostof
the action to himself never asked for backup.....by the time i would be
able to attack it'd be one enemy left with just farms
Gurka
& Hattrickk: These two are the best teamed war2 players I think
but I haven't seen them in a while
Eight-Ball:
He is a good human player and a good grusher...killed me many times as
a newbie.
Zonpower:
awesomeest war2 player in a 2on1 someone told me to grush him and we both
did and he took it and then beat us :< and he had bot left corner.
Veregon:
Awesomest human player I know taught me some shit so he rulz don't fuck
with him i got in a bar fight with him and he smashed a stool over my head
and took my woman!
Gods
tears: another awesome war2 player he'd attack you with about 18 -26 guys
and rape you to fucking hell and back. Vegamann and I beat him in in a
2on1. "why do u make so much fucking sappers bdan!!!!" I liked sappers
as a newbie >:)
Russp1:
Funny guy we became good friends...siv changed him some how. I remember
him and siv were the hardest ppl on GC to make them say "hehe" they barley
ever say it but i made them say it like 2 times :> (i think its a record)
Vader:
my best allie and soon will prolly be my best allie in starcraft.
THATS RIGHT BLUD AND FELON U CAN'T PLAY UNTIL ME AND VAD MASTERED IT!!!!
Me and vad been though all of it on kali and came back :>
Vegamann:
I awesome doom player me and him used to play it all day (i was a little
doomer b4 war2 :>)
Cman:
Good war2 player.....me and him worship the urine god and still do soon
.....very soon russ will be pissed on and we
will have a new member. Also his jokes are a little hmm sick but
hey ya gotta live
Eppycg:
Funny guy and a good war2 player...i hate it when he out smarts me in war2
:< makes me mad. Hes a war2 player i like alot b/c me and
him could go a long ways in a game... if we both got grushed i'd say we'd
still win in the end
Siv
Weird boy....... good at war2, and really funny.
Reberly:
alright at war2 hes learning soon he will be like us
Sbob:
hehe this guys awesome hehe and funny
Rohita:
this guys cool, and a good war2 player DEMILAG! but his new personality
scares me its not like him at all NEWS ROHITAS PERSON ALLITY IS BACK!
Asdlkj:
good war2 player and a good friend
Felon:
felons cool sometimes but he gives ya the cold shoulder like he doesn't
wanna chat :< Hes a awesome war2 player and saved my ass more
than once.
BLuD:
hes awesome and funny dds best allie, he and him have beed though some
cheap tricks on kali some more than others
DeathDealer:
awesome war2 player he knows all the strats. I hope that the
Bludlust clan goes to number one with his help. and a nice guy to
talk to when ur bored "If u would please pass the round silver tray." "Mortimer
we will be leaving now, best checkout the limo.
ZeroWolf: the best damn grusher i know caused me a lot of war2 trouble
in games and never would let me win!!!!!
Timtac: One of the fair guys i've met in gc, i remember when Gen2000
put all the good players on a team againest me and some lamers...well he
set them str8 and had even teams
(one of the first battles that i waz mentioned
for how good i had gotton.
Patty
D: funnie guy i used to think he waz reallly really old hehe he never
talked much until dd got me friends with him.
GOTMILK!
THE MAN DA BOMB THE ONE AND ONLY DA GREAT CORNHOLIO! He taught me everything
know cept from what vgon taught me.
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